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GLIMM 2019: Enter Your Bracket!

JUST GIVE ME THE BRACKET! OK, OK, you can enter your bracket here.

It’s been about 340 days since Nina Lin won the first ever NCAA tournament pool she entered. Can she do it again? Or will it be you?
That’s right, kids, it’s that time of year: The Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool, the only college basketball pool named for Alma Glimm, is upon us.  For the low price of $5, you get three week’s worth of entertainment. Just submit your picks, then watch the games, root on your teams and read my cheesy emails. 
Full details:

WHAT: The 28th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Fill out a bracket here, then send me $5 via venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, Nina took home about $950 last year. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), the Kids Champion (the top finisher under Bar Mitzvah age; details below) and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

KIDS CHAMPION: With lots of children of longtime Glimmers now entering the tourney, we’re introducing a new prize: The Glimm Kids Championship. Any kid under Bar Mitzvah age that enters the Glimm (and makes their own picks – this isn’t about mommy or daddy submitting an entry under baby’s name) is also eligible to win the Kids Championship. Like the Glimm Scholarship (awarded to the top finisher related to Mrs. Glimm), the Kids Champion will receive a free entry to the next year’s Glimm. When filling out their bracket, kids should enter YES in the Kids Bracket field. 

HOW TO PAY: Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum). Yes, you’ll see a pic of an older woman at that account. That’s not a mistake. That is Mrs. Glimm.

Your Glimm 2018 Champion: Nina Lin!

As we’ve discussed before, Nina Lin had to be coaxed into joining the Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool. It’s not that she didn’t know about college basketball, she insists, but that she didn’t know about ‘this bracket thing.’

Now she knows about this bracket thing.
Lin dominated the 2018 Glimm, taking the lead in the second round and never giving it up. She had just enough faith in Sister Jean, picking Loyola to reach the Final Four but go no farther. She nailed the championship game, picking Villanova over Michigan.
In all, she picked 65% of the games correctly in her Any Team But Syracuse bracket, including six of the seven games in the final three rounds.
But she got a bit nervous during the championship game.
“I had to turn it off in the middle because I got so frustrated with the first four minutes of the game,” Lin said. “I turned it back on in the second half, and it was a very pleasant surprise.
“I really scared my husband when I was screaming last night.”
She scared her husband, but she ripped out the hearts of the Glimm’s Michigan faithful.
Well, most of them. Monica Varley, a first-time Glimmer (and wife of longtime Glimmer Zeph), graduated from Michigan in 1994, where she was a rower. Jeff Eldridge, a longtime Glimmer, graduated from Michigan in 1999. Both picked Villanova to beat Michigan in the championship game. Varley’s MLVarley bracket finished second, and and Eldridge’s The Red Wedding finished third.
Bob Bacon’s Bacon bracket finished fourth, and my Fake Eleanor bracket finished fifth.
Other prizes were awarded on Monday night.
Richard Lester, Mrs. Glimm’s son-in-law, used Villanova’s win over Michigan to jump to sixth place in his son-in-law-2 bracket. As the highest finisher related to Mrs. Glimm, he wins the Glimm Scholarship. He’ll get a free entry into next year’s Glimm.
Brendan Mordaski nailed just one of the Final Four in his brendanusa bracket, picking Villanova to reach the championship game but lose to Xavier. He finished in 142nd place – exactly in the middle, earning him The Orlov. He will get his $5 back, in cash, accompanied by a hand-written note.
Amanda Cadelago’s blondiebballin bracket got just two games right after the first round. She finished in dead last, so she collects the pity prize, getting her $5 back.
Finally, Glimm management is excited to introduce a new award for the 2019 Glimm: The Glimm Junior Championship. We’ve had an influx of children competing in the Glimm in recent years, and it’s time to give them a little more love.
Beginning next year, any Glimmers aged 12 and under are eligible for the Junior Championship. The top finisher in the group gets a $10 prize as the Glimm’s Junior Champion.
Two rules: The child has to fill out the bracket him or herself (no parents filling it out and putting their kids’ name on it), and once the kid hits Bar/Bat Mitzvah age, they’re no longer eligible.
Check out the final standings here, and thanks to everyone for a great tournament, and see you next year!

Glimm 2018: We’re off!

Oklahoma and Rhode Island just tipped off, which means the 2018 Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool has officially started! And if you picked Oklahoma to pull off the opening game upset, you’re not alone: 47% of the 285 Glimmers picked the 10 seed (and one even picked Oklahoma to win the whole thing).

That’s right, there are 285 brackets in the Glimm this year, the largest field we’ve ever had. That means in three weeks, someone will get a nice payday.

A quick look at the field this year: The most-picked champion was Villanova (54 brackets), just edging out Virginia (49). But Glimmers picked 26 different champions, including Marshall, Butler and, yes, 16th-seeded Radford.

For the next three weeks, this is your home for all things Glimm. You can check here to see everyone’s brackets, updated standings and more.

Good luck (and Go Blue!).

It’s Back: Glimm Memorial, 2018 Edition

You watched the selection show. You analyzed the bracket. You know which teams you think will live up to their high seeds and which teams will pull off the big upsets. Now, it’s time to fill out your bracket.

That’s right, boys and girls, it’s that time of year: The Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool, the only pool named for Alma Glimm, is back. Submit your picks, then spend the next three weeks watching basketball, rooting on your teams and reading my cheesy emails. It’ll be more entertaining than 95% of the movies in the theaters for about a third of the cost.

Full details:

WHAT: The 27th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Click here to fill out a bracket, then send me $5 via venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, last year’s winner Kate Lord took home about $680. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

HOW TO PAY: Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum). Yes, you’ll see a pic of an older woman at that account. That’s not a mistake. That is Mrs. Glimm.

YOUR GLIMM CHAMPION: Patrick Gerrity

Throughout the 2017 Glimm Memorial NCAA Pool, Gootshot lingered near the top of the leaderboard. Round after round, Patrick Gerrity’s bracket turned in solid performances – but not quite good enough to take over first place. Until now.

With UNC’s win over Gonzaga in the championship game, Gerrity leapfrogged Diane Otter’s Olives bracket – moving into first place, and dashing the chances of an Otter Sandwich.
Gerrity, a second-time Glimmer, is your 2017 Glimm champion.
Had Gonzaga won, Otter would have stayed in first place and become the first ever Glimm champion to finish in both first and last in the same year (aka the Otter Sandwich). Instead, she slipped to third place, behind Gerrity and Jeremy Berg, who also picked UNC to win it all.
Berg finished just one point behind Gerrity.
The most excitement, though, came in the battle for The Orlov, the Glimm prize that honors the middle-of-the-pack finisher. With 263 entries in the Glimm, the Orlov goes to the person finishing in 131st place. Arthur Whang and Brian Martin were tied for 131st, but Whang won the tie breaker.
The Glimm Memorial Scholarship, given to the top finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm, goes to Rob Fais, Mrs. Glimm‘s nephew (or maybe great nephew?), who finished in 23rd place. Mrs. Glimm herself finished 87th. (NOTE: Glimm family members, please correct me if I missed someone). Robert gets a free entry into next year’s Glimm.
The biggest loser? Torey Van Oot, who guaranteed victory before the brackets were even released. Torey’s KingKirby bracket finished in 155th place, nowhere near the leaderboard.
Final winners:
Champion: Patrick Gerrity, gootshot
Runner up: Jeremy Berg, Hodor Lives 4
Third place: Diane Otter, olives
The Orlov: Arthur Whang, Arthur 2
Glimm Scholarship: Robert Fais, Marathon Rob
Pity Finisher: Diane Otter, mom/olives
The Final Leaderboard (final standings here):
Rk Entry Name Score Upset Pts Poss Pick Pct. Champion
1 gootshot 140.5 12.5 156.5 76.2% UNC
2 Hodor Lives 4 139.5 16.5 155.5 76.2% UNC
3 olives 131.5 9.5 147.5 77.8% Zaga
4 Bowman GHBM 2 128.5 14.5 144.5 71.4% UNC
5 Audrey Rosenberg 128.0 15.0 144.0 68.3% UNC
6 “big league” 121.5 11.5 137.5 66.7% UNC
7 Heels, Don’t Break My Heart Again 1 121.0 2.0 137.0 69.8% UNC
8 Googootz 2 118.0 15.0 118.0 69.8% Ore
8 It’sSaraFrazier 118.0 8.0 134.0 74.6% UNC
8 MoMo 118.0 19.0 134.0 69.8% UNC

The Otter Sandwich

It’s official: With five games remaining in the Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournaemnt Pool, Diane Otter holds both first place and last place.

In her Olives bracket, Otter (nee Davis) picked six of the Elite Eight winners correctly, then nailed the first two Final Four participants to vault pest Jeremy Berg (Hodor Lives 4) into first place, including Oregon’s upset over Kansas.

If North Carolina and Florida win on Sunday, Otter will be the only Glimmer to pick the Final Four correctly. She’s picked 79.3% of games correctly, tops in The Glimm.

Berg fell all the way to fourth place, behind Joseph DeMichele (Googootz 2) and Patrick Gerrity (gootshot).

What makes Otter’s run all the more remarkable is that she submitted two brackets, and the other is awful. Her mom/olives bracket has already clinched dead last, picking just 12.3% of the games correctly.

The Otter Sandwich has become the Glimm’s best story (not counting 19th century murderers named Alma Glimm). Stay tuned to see if she can make it stand.

Revisiting Alma: New Sordid Details in the Glimm’s History

For years, the Glimm Memorial operated under a simple legend: The tournament was named for Alma Glimm, the late 11th grade calculus teacher of Glimm Commissioner Josh Kleinbaum. According to the legend, Glimm nearly busted Kleinbaum for gambling in school in 1995. But Josh insisted there was no money involved, so Mrs. Glimm joined the pool — then won the whole damn thing.

In 2011, though, the fable was busted: There was no ‘Alma Glimm.’ Josh’s 11th grade calculus teacher was actually Marion Glim, and she was alive and well. Investigative Reporter and longtime Glimmer Greg Wilson revealed the truth in the Wilson Report, a March 18, 2011 email to all Glimmers laying bare the scandal. Since then, Marion Glim herself has joined the pool (Grandma G), along with much of her family.

But the question remained: If the math teacher was Marion Glim, who was Alma Glimm? Today, thanks to first-time Glimmer but longtime Friend of the Glimm Jeff Eldridge, we have the answer: Alma Glimm was a 16-year-old girl from Freedom, Wisconsin, arrested in 1897 for twice poisoning the family that employed her. From the book Wisconsin Death Trip, written by Michael Lesy and unearthed by Eldridge:

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Did Kleinbaum know this back in the late 1990s when he named the Glimm Memorial? Is this entire enterprise a strange tribute to a murderous 19th Century midwestern teenager, and the math teacher ruse just an elaborate cover story? Kleinbaum refused to comment.

As for Eldridge, his investigatory skills proved better than his prognostication skills. In his Friend of the Week bracket, he picked 13 of 16 games correctly, but missed both upsets, which put him at 174th place.

Five Glimmers went a perfect 16 for 16 on the opening day: Sara Frazier, Chris Kern, Francesca Catalano and two brackets from Scott Gregor (Big Puddin and The one where Duke wins).

Games resume at 12:15pm ET today, when Michigan faces off against Oklahoma State (Go Blue!). As always, standings will be updated here throughout the day.

The leaderboard (click here for full standings):

Rk Entry Name Score Upset Pts Poss Pick Pct. Champion
1 It’sSaraFrazier 22.0 6.0 174.0 100.0% UNC
1 Chris Kern 22.0 6.0 174.0 100.0% Kan
1 Chocolate 22.0 6.0 174.0 100.0% Kan
1 The one where Duke wins 22.0 6.0 174.0 100.0% Duke
1 Big Puddin 22.0 6.0 174.0 100.0% Zaga
6 gootshot 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% UNC
6 Sgregor#2 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% UK
6 Sgregor1 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% UNC
6 B-Mart’s Bums 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% Arizona
6 Bowman GHBM 2 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% UNC
6 Bowman GHBM 1 21.0 6.0 171.0 93.8% Kan
6 Baby Eck’s Meconium 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% Zaga
6 T-BAGS 21.0 6.0 173.0 93.8% UK

GLIMM 2017: We’re Off!

Notre Dame held off an upset attempt by Ivy upstart Princeton. Gonzaga struggled early against 16-seed South Dakota State. Northwestern is preparing for its first-ever tournament game. The madness has begun, which means The Glimm is in full swing.

And we have a record year: 263 total entries. That field includes Q-BALL and Q-Ball. We’ve got expert brackets (A Very Good Bracket, Noreen’s Awesome Picks, Uma WON) and confused brackets (Is This Football?). There’s Big, Big Puddin and bigmama.

Two games in, and 133 of you are undefeated. And one Glimmer lost a Final Four team (Eli Rosenberg, Princeton).

There’s no clear favorite in the tourney field: Villanova, Gonzaga, North Carolina and Duke were all picked to win it all by at least 30 Glimmers.

So enjoy the next three weeks. As always, theglimm.com is your home for all things Glimm – you can see your brackets and others, and check out the latest standings. Enjoy!

Great Snow Day Activity: Fill out your bracket!

The Glimm was still in its infancy in 1993 (not even named the Glimm yet), when an unexpected March blizzard dumped more than a foot of snow on the New York area. Classes at Horace Greeley High School were canceled for several days — making it difficult to collect brackets from other students. On that Thursday morning, with games about to begin, I called classmates so they could dictate their picks, and the pool survived mother nature.

This year, mother nature poses no such threats. Yes, there’s a big March snowstorm, but thanks to modern technology, you can submit your Glimm brackets from the comfort of your warm home. So stop wasting time: Take advantage of this snow day by filling out your bracket.

More details on The Glimm:

WHAT: The 26th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Fill out a bracket, then either give me $5 cash, or send me the money via your bank’s online payment system or venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum)

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, last year’s winner Kate Lord took home about $680. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

HOW TO PAY: You have 2 options: Give me cash in person, or send $5 via your bank’s online payment system or Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).

Glimm 26: Make Your Picks Now!

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Before the brackets were even released, Torey Van Oot made a bold statement: She declared that it was her year to win the Glimm. And Torey is at least partially right: It’s March, which means it’s time for the 26th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Pool. But will Torey actually win? It’s up to you, faithful Glimmers, to do your best to prevent that.

That brackets now have been released, which means it’s time to enter the Glimm, the only pool named for Alma Glimm. For $5, the Glimm Memorial guarantees three weeks of entertainment. So click here to submit your bracket now!

More details on The Glimm:

WHAT: The 26th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Go to http://192.168.86.52:2222 and fill out a bracket, then either give me $5 cash, or send me the money via your bank’s online payment system or venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum)

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, last year’s winner Kate Lord took home about $680. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

HOW TO PAY: You have 2 options: Give me cash in person, or send $5 via your bank’s online payment system or Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).