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Meet Your First Glimm Kids Champion

Brooklyn Rados’ Final Four picks were pretty conventional: Duke, North Carolina, Gonzaga, Virginia. Four #1 seeds. No major surprises.

Only one of the four actually reached the Final Four. But for 10-year-old Brooklyn, it didn’t matter: She picked nearly three quarters of the games right throughout the tournament and nailed a handful of early round upsets. Entering the Final Four of the NCAA Tournament, Brooklyn’s TheDodgerFans bracket has 98 points. enough to clinch the first ever Glimm Kids Championship.

For 23 of the 24 kids that entered the Glimm Kids Championship, both the champion and runner-up have been eliminated. The only kid who can still gain points is Hana Miller, if Virginia wins tomorrow. But even if that happens, Hana’s Champion Basketball Players Bracket would finish with 92.5 points, tied with Audrey Rosenberg for second place and well behind Brooklyn.

So Brooklyn can hoist the trophy (or certificate, as the case may be) before the Final Four is even played. But much is still at stake in the Final Four.

With three games remaining, six Glimmers remain alive for the big championship: Sean Bear 1, MikeLaz Bracket, Jesse D 2, Dubois1, Nick Stuart 15 and Ottomatic #2.

If you followed the Glimm standings closely during the first three rounds of the tournament, this may be a surprise — none of these Glimmers were among the leaders for most of the tournament. But the Final Four thinned out the heard, especially after Duke lost to Michigan State.

Ottomatic #2 enters the Final Four in first place. He needs Texas Tech to either win the national championship or lose to Auburn in the championship game to stay there. Sean Bear and MikeLaz are relying on Virginia, and Jesse D 2 and Dubois 1 are leaning on Michigan State. Nick Stuart needs Auburn to beat Michigan State for the national title to have a chance.

The Orlov, which will be awarded to whoever finishes in 159th place, also remains up for grabs. With lots of possible movement in the middle of the standings, the race for the Orlov remains wide open.

Finally, the Glimm Scholarship, awarded to the top finisher related to Mrs. Glimm, is also up for grabs, although Richard Lester’s son-in-law bracket appears to be the team to beat.

The Final Four tips off at 6pm tomorrow, and the national championship game is Monday night.

The leaderboard (click here for full standings):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results158.530.5198.5100.0%
1Ottomatic #2116.516.5146.075.0%Texas Tech
2Nickstuart15113.519.5127.570.0%Duke
3Dubois1108.019.0136.576.7%MSU
4Jesse D 2107.516.5148.068.3%MSU
5Son-in-Law107.016.0121.080.0%Duke
6MikeLaz Bracket106.019.0134.071.7%Virginia
7Mike Mahoney105.512.5135.071.7%Texas Tech
8Go to Hell Dook 5105.019.0117.076.7%Gonzaga
9pineapples104.59.5116.580.0%N Carolina
9Kelly Bohling 2104.512.5104.576.7%N Carolina

Entering the Elite Eight: Who Survived

Call in the Elimination Round. Entering the Sweet 16, 155 Glimmers hung onto hope of winning the Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool. Eight games letter, that number is down to 25. The chances of the other 130 fell with likes of North Carolina, Michigan and Tennessee.

And that includes Glimm commissioner Josh Kleinbaum. After leading the Glimm for most of the last week, the Sweet 16 was devastating to Kleinbaum’s Tim Whatley bracket. He lost three of his Final Four teams and fell to 7th place, and his Glimm drought will continue.

Rising to first place is 2016 champ Kate Lord, whose Go To Hell Dook 5 bracket has 97 points. That bracket is the only in the top 10 to still have all Final Four teams still alive.

Lord is just ahead of Sean Ceglinsky (96.5 points), My Biased Purdue Bracket (Mike Perugini, 94), Fear the Turtle (Nelson Hsu, 93.5), It’s 5 p.m. Somewhere (defending champ Nina Lin, 93.5) and 3-0 (Kevin Benham, 93.5). But the Elimination Round even hit this top group of six: Ceglinsky, Hsu and Lin can all finish in the money, but they can’t win the whole thing.

The longest of long shots still alive? That’s Jeff Keating’s jkedit2, in 137th place. But if Auburn beats Duke in the championship game, Jeff has a chance.

Over in the kids bracket, Brooklyn Rados’ TheDodgerFans bracket moved into first place 11th overall), ahead of Audrey Rosenberg (36th overall), Eden Lazarus’ Eden’s Bracket (47th), Quentin Sweet’s Qball (78th) and Emili Miller’s Poop on a sticky (116th).

The Elite Eight begins tonight.

The Leaderboard (full standings here):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results123.527.5195.5100.0%
1Go to Hell Dook 597.019.0169.080.4%Gonzaga
2Sean Ceglinsky96.518.5140.580.4%Duke
3My Biased Purdue Bracket94.012.0160.582.1%Purdue
43-093.515.5158.582.1%Kentucky
4Fear the Turtle93.518.5145.582.1%Duke
4It’s 5 p.m. Somewhere93.513.5157.583.9%Gonzaga
7Tim Whatley93.020.0101.583.9%Michigan
8Jiffo Tres92.524.5138.576.8%MSU
9Ottomatic #291.015.0146.075.0%Texas Tech
10Dubois190.517.5136.578.6%MSU

Lurking at the bottom, plus Kids Chamipionship update

Sure, when you look at los brackets de Jiffo, Jiffo Tres appears to be the Jiffo to watch. As we enter the third round of the NCAA tourney, Jason Kaden’s third bracket sits in second place, and a good bet to win the Glimm if Michigan State wins the tournament.

But scroll down, Constant Glimmer, and keep scrolling, scroll scroll scroll all the way to 312nd place, where you’ll find Jiffo Quatro. Jiffo Quatro doesn’t appear to be special, sitting six places from last with just 37 points.

But look closer! If the final 15 games fall just right — Virginia beats Texas Tech for the national championship, Virginia Tech and Auburn both reach the final four, a few other games go Jiffo’s way — and Jiffo Cuatro could be Numero Uno when the tournament ends.

Why do we share this now? Because 312th place Jiffo Quatro shows that todo es posible en El Glimm. In all, 225 Glimmers still have a chance at finishing in the money, and 166 Glimmers can win the championship.

Do you have a chance? You can find out easily enough: Check out the possible outcomes page to see where you stand.

Speaking of standings, let’s take a look at the standings for the Kids Championship, where competition is heating up. With 24 Glimmers in the running, Eden Lazarus’ Eden’s Bracket (13th overall) leads the way, 1.5 points ahead of Brooklyn Rados’ TheDodgersFans (21 overall).

Games resume at 7pm tomorrow.

Kids Championship standings (full standings here):

RkEntry NameScorePossPick Pct.ChampionSecond PlaceFinal FourFinal Four
1Eden’s Bracket67166.572.90%DukeKentuckyFlorida StTennessee
2TheDodgerFans65.517077.10%DukeN CarolinaGonzagaVirginia
3QBall64157.577.10%GonzagaN CarolinaLSUVillanova
4Audrey Rosenberg6016579.20%N CarolinaDukeMichiganVirginia
5Eli Rosenberg57.592.568.80%FloridaWoffordDukePurdue
6Champion Basketball Players56.516168.80%GonzagaVirginiaDukeN Carolina
7Bumblebee5687.564.60%WashingtonFloridaLSUIowa
8Poop on a sticky55.5163.570.80%MichiganPurdueDukeN Carolina
9RoseV54.57662.50%ASU/SJUC IrvineLSUWashington
10Q-Ball54.515672.90%N CarolinaGonzagaLSUVirginia
11C.Gregor5416177.10%DukeN CarolinaTexas TechTennessee
12KaviSinghRaju53111.560.40%MichiganKansasMSUIowa
13Max Rosenberg51.5147.572.90%N CarolinaDukeGonzagaVirginia
14LKdude1050.515675.00%GonzagaKentuckyDukeVirginia
15Y2350.5155.575.00%GonzagaN CarolinaDukeVirginia
16K Gregor48.5132.564.60%TennesseeMSUFlorida StWofford
17Brianna Silva4865.550.00%FloridaWashingtonSt. LouisVirginia
18Happy Face47126.564.60%MichiganUtah StateMSUVirginia
19JLR4612454.20%DukeOhio StateMichiganTennessee
20Running Field43.5140.539.60%MichiganOregonDukeNM State
21Claytor Edward Fowler IV41.59150.00%Abeline ChMSUMichiganTennessee
22J.Rubes38.58452.10%MichiganVillanovaYaleOhio State
23Pusheen&Stormy319739.60%MichiganTennesseeMiss StGeorgia St
24Bugsy18.518.527.10%ASU/SJOld DomYaleKansas

An Inch From Devastation

The put-back by UCF’s Aubrey Dawkins in the final seconds against Duke rolled around the front of the rim, Duke’s fate hanging in the balance — and with it, the fate of about a third of the Glimm.

If the ball rolled in the basket, Duke would lose in a shocking upset, and 107 Glimmers would lose their championship. If the ball rolled out, Duke and the Glimmers survive and advance.

The ball rolled out. Duke won by a point. And by and large, most Glimmers still have hope.

UCF’s near-upset was par for the course in the 2019 NCAA Basketball Tournament, where some of the top seeds saw serious scares, but most advanced. Fourteen of the Sweet 16 teams are top-four seeds – meaning they were expected to get this far. By NCAA tournament standards, this has been about upset-free as possible.

Which has worked out well for Glimm commissioner Josh Kleinbaum. After two rounds, Kleinbaum’s quest for a first Glimm title since 1992 is alive and well. He picked 14 of 16 second-round games correctly in his Tim Whatley bracket to pass Jason Kaden’s Jiffo Tres and take first place.

Kaden is in second place, followed by Nelson Hsu’s Fear the Turtle. Kate Lord’s Go to Hell Dook 4 and Go to Hell Dook 5 round out the top five (note: Duke may not be in hell, but they must’ve made a deal with the devil for that ball roll out).

The most interesting development of the Glimm, though, came at the bottom of the bracket. Avery Sweet’s Bugsy bracket is entrenched in 318th place, and there it will remain.

Rory Gilmore chose Yale over Harvard. That didn’t help Yale beat LSU, and it didn’t help Avery Sweet’s bracket.

Eight-year-old Sweet (who was also competing for the Kids Championship) filled out her bracket with perfect logic for an eight-year-old: She lives in Arizona, so Arizona State/St. John’s was the obvious champion. On the Gilmore Girls, Rory picked Yale over Harvard, so clearly Yale would make the Final Four (before losing to Arizona State/St. John’s). It makes so much sense.

Alas, it didn’t work out so well. Arizona State won their play-in but lost to Buffalo. Yale lost its first-round game against LSU. Avery has 18.5 points, and she can gain no more. She clinched last place, so she is the official Pity Finisher and will get her $5 back.

And now you get a few days to breath. Games resume on Thursday.

The leaderboard (click here for full standings):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results88.524.5192.5100.0%
1Tim Whatley77.020.0183.589.6%Michigan
2Jiffo Tres76.024.0181.581.3%MSU
3Fear the Turtle73.518.5177.585.4%Duke
4Go to Hell Dook 473.020.0178.081.3%N Carolina
5Go to Hell Dook 572.518.5177.581.3%Gonzaga
6Sean Ceglinsky72.018.0177.081.3%Duke
7Dubois170.017.0173.081.3%MSU
8It’s 5 p.m. Somewhere69.013.0173.585.4%Gonzaga
9Buzzer Beaters 268.015.0173.581.3%Kentucky
9CWB168.018.0175.579.2%Virginia

At the end of the first round, a history lesson

The Glimm started with black socks and baggy shorts, no-look passes and thunderous dunks and infectious swagger. It was 1992. I was in 8th grade. My sister was just accepted to the University of Michigan, and my first real introduction to college basketball was the Fab Five.  I was quickly hooked.

When March came around, I wanted others to share my newfound college basketball addiction, so I started an NCAA tourney pool. About 15 of my friends at Robert E. Bell Middle School joined. Naturally, I picked Michigan, a lowly #6 seed, to win it all. They didn’t – but their shocking run to the nationally championship game was enough to propel me to championship in the first ever Glimm Memorial (before it was named the Glimm Memorial, of course).

I haven’t won the Glimm since. I haven’t come close.

I share this Glimm history for a simple reason: To assure you that no, I am not cheating. If the Glimm was rigged all these years, I would have come up with a better plan than a 27-year gap since my last title. But in the first round of the NCAA Tournament, I picked 29 of 32 games correctly in my Tim Whatley bracket, putting me squarely in contention. 

I’m not in first place — Jason Kaden picked 26 of 32 games right in his Jiffo Tres bracket, but he  correctly picked the biggest upset of first round, UC Irvine over Kansas State, to move one point ahead of me. But entering the second round of the tournament, i’m in good position.

I’ve got competition, including from some Kids Championship contenders: Eden Lazarus’s Eden Bracket and Brooklyn Rados’ TheDodgersFan bracket are in third and fourth place. 2016 Glimm Champ Kate Lord (Go To Hell Dook 4) and Nelson Hsu (Fear the Turtle) are tied for fifth place.
While there haven’t been any MAJOR upsets, some Glimmers have already seen their brackets take big blows. Seven have lost their champion, 12 have lost their runner-up and 40 have lost at least one Final Four team. 

Only one person, though, has lost all four Final Four teams: Ben Berkowitz. His Dog Theory bracket (he picked all underdogs for the entire tournament) has him in 86th place, but with little room for improvement: Fifteen of his Sweet Sixteen picks have already lost. 

The second round begins at noon ET today, so be sure to check theglimm.com for updates throughout the afternoon.

The Leaderboard (click here for full standings):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results56.024.0192.0100.0%
1Jiffo Tres49.523.5183.581.3%MSU
2Tim Whatley48.519.5182.590.6%Michigan
3Eden’s Bracket47.022.0173.078.1%Duke
4TheDodgerFans45.518.5179.584.4%Duke
5Fear the Turtle45.018.0181.084.4%Duke
5Go to Hell Dook 445.020.0179.078.1%N Carolina
7CWB143.517.5179.581.3%Virginia
7Eli Rosenberg43.517.5165.581.3%Florida
9Arthur Whang 342.519.5176.571.9%Gonzaga
9Diarmo242.520.5168.568.8%Duke
9Jiffo Uno42.520.5158.568.8%Virginia
9Sharat42.516.5176.581.3%Michigan

Glimm 2019: What You Need to Know

The first two games are underway: Minnesota leads Louisville in the second half, and LSU is dominating Ivy League champ Yale. And you know what that means: The 2019 Glimm Memorial is officially underway, too.

Here’s what you need to know about Glimm 19:

  • We have 318 entries this year, the most ever. That means assuming everyone pays (obligatory prompt: If you haven’t yet, venmo your $5/entry fee to @Josh-Kleinbaum now), the winner should take home just north of $1,000. Not too shabby.
  • Of those, 24 are also competing for the Kids Championship, awarded to the top finishing Glimmer under Bar Mitzvah age. That includes the offspring of many longtime Glimmers, so there’s lots of familiar names — Millers and Machts, Rajus and Rosenbergs, Varleys, Rubinfelds and Kleinbaums and more.
  • As usual, we have some good entry names. Some talk about their bracket (A Very Good Bracket and a Very Bad Bracket). Some give insight into the state of one’s marriage (ihopethesepicksbeatmywifes and IBeatMyHusband). Some address life (ball is life), and some address death (Not funny, Aron. A man died).
  • About the picks: Not surprisingly, tournament favorite Duke is also the Glimm favorite, with 34% of you picking the Blue Devils to win. The three one seeds come right behind: Gonzaga (15%), Virginia (12%) and North Carolina (10%). The craziest championship picks? Abeline Christian and Farleigh Dickenson/Prarie View.

So prepare yourself for three weeks of madness, and remember to check back here for updates, standings and more.

“I Made A Deal”

Joanna should have been in bed, and she knew it. So when she walked into my bedroom in late October and handed me a note, she didn’t really say anything – she just stood there with a rebelious smile. Jo and her twin sister Stephanie liked to stay up late and write notes. It’s pretty cute for 7-year-olds.

The note itself was even cuter:

“Daddy – I made a deal with a friend at school. He votes for Penn State. If Michigan beats Penn State, he has to give me money. If Penn State beats Michigan, I have to give him money.”

MY GIRL MADE HER FIRST SPORTS BET!!!! I was so proud.

You want that same feeling? Well, here’s your chance: For the 2019 NCAA tournament, the Glimm is unveiling the Kids Championship, so all of you Glimmers with young kids can introduce your children to sports gambling*.

The rules are pretty simple: Any kids that enter the Glimm that are under B’nai Mitzvot age (under 13) will also compete for the Kids Championship, as long as the kid fills out the bracket him/herself. Sure, there can be a little help from mommy or daddy, but this isn’t about you submitting a bracket and putting your kid’s name on it. The kid makes the picks, even if his/her choices are based on colors, mascots or what state his favorite YouTubers live in (yes, that’s why Joanna has Utah State in the championship game). Just make sure that your kid puts a YES in the Kids Bracket field on the entry form.

The prize? The top-finishing kid in the Kids Bracket will be named Kids Champion, and receive a free entry to the Glimm next year. And maybe a certificate.

So click here to open a bracket, then hand your phone/computer to your kid and give him/her the chance to be a champion! Brackets are due by noon Thursday, full details in the post below this.

Oh, and that Michigan-Penn State game? Michigan won 42-7. JoJo not only made her first sports bet, but she won it. Let’s see if she can do as well in the Glimm.

*Fine Print: The Glimm is not gambling. You’re paying for three weeks of entertainment, and some people get a prize at the end. Repeat, this is not gambling.

GLIMM 2019: Enter Your Bracket!

JUST GIVE ME THE BRACKET! OK, OK, you can enter your bracket here.

It’s been about 340 days since Nina Lin won the first ever NCAA tournament pool she entered. Can she do it again? Or will it be you?
That’s right, kids, it’s that time of year: The Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool, the only college basketball pool named for Alma Glimm, is upon us.  For the low price of $5, you get three week’s worth of entertainment. Just submit your picks, then watch the games, root on your teams and read my cheesy emails. 
Full details:

WHAT: The 28th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Fill out a bracket here, then send me $5 via venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, Nina took home about $950 last year. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), the Kids Champion (the top finisher under Bar Mitzvah age; details below) and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

KIDS CHAMPION: With lots of children of longtime Glimmers now entering the tourney, we’re introducing a new prize: The Glimm Kids Championship. Any kid under Bar Mitzvah age that enters the Glimm (and makes their own picks – this isn’t about mommy or daddy submitting an entry under baby’s name) is also eligible to win the Kids Championship. Like the Glimm Scholarship (awarded to the top finisher related to Mrs. Glimm), the Kids Champion will receive a free entry to the next year’s Glimm. When filling out their bracket, kids should enter YES in the Kids Bracket field. 

HOW TO PAY: Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum). Yes, you’ll see a pic of an older woman at that account. That’s not a mistake. That is Mrs. Glimm.

Your Glimm 2018 Champion: Nina Lin!

As we’ve discussed before, Nina Lin had to be coaxed into joining the Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool. It’s not that she didn’t know about college basketball, she insists, but that she didn’t know about ‘this bracket thing.’

Now she knows about this bracket thing.
Lin dominated the 2018 Glimm, taking the lead in the second round and never giving it up. She had just enough faith in Sister Jean, picking Loyola to reach the Final Four but go no farther. She nailed the championship game, picking Villanova over Michigan.
In all, she picked 65% of the games correctly in her Any Team But Syracuse bracket, including six of the seven games in the final three rounds.
But she got a bit nervous during the championship game.
“I had to turn it off in the middle because I got so frustrated with the first four minutes of the game,” Lin said. “I turned it back on in the second half, and it was a very pleasant surprise.
“I really scared my husband when I was screaming last night.”
She scared her husband, but she ripped out the hearts of the Glimm’s Michigan faithful.
Well, most of them. Monica Varley, a first-time Glimmer (and wife of longtime Glimmer Zeph), graduated from Michigan in 1994, where she was a rower. Jeff Eldridge, a longtime Glimmer, graduated from Michigan in 1999. Both picked Villanova to beat Michigan in the championship game. Varley’s MLVarley bracket finished second, and and Eldridge’s The Red Wedding finished third.
Bob Bacon’s Bacon bracket finished fourth, and my Fake Eleanor bracket finished fifth.
Other prizes were awarded on Monday night.
Richard Lester, Mrs. Glimm’s son-in-law, used Villanova’s win over Michigan to jump to sixth place in his son-in-law-2 bracket. As the highest finisher related to Mrs. Glimm, he wins the Glimm Scholarship. He’ll get a free entry into next year’s Glimm.
Brendan Mordaski nailed just one of the Final Four in his brendanusa bracket, picking Villanova to reach the championship game but lose to Xavier. He finished in 142nd place – exactly in the middle, earning him The Orlov. He will get his $5 back, in cash, accompanied by a hand-written note.
Amanda Cadelago’s blondiebballin bracket got just two games right after the first round. She finished in dead last, so she collects the pity prize, getting her $5 back.
Finally, Glimm management is excited to introduce a new award for the 2019 Glimm: The Glimm Junior Championship. We’ve had an influx of children competing in the Glimm in recent years, and it’s time to give them a little more love.
Beginning next year, any Glimmers aged 12 and under are eligible for the Junior Championship. The top finisher in the group gets a $10 prize as the Glimm’s Junior Champion.
Two rules: The child has to fill out the bracket him or herself (no parents filling it out and putting their kids’ name on it), and once the kid hits Bar/Bat Mitzvah age, they’re no longer eligible.
Check out the final standings here, and thanks to everyone for a great tournament, and see you next year!

Glimm 2018: We’re off!

Oklahoma and Rhode Island just tipped off, which means the 2018 Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool has officially started! And if you picked Oklahoma to pull off the opening game upset, you’re not alone: 47% of the 285 Glimmers picked the 10 seed (and one even picked Oklahoma to win the whole thing).

That’s right, there are 285 brackets in the Glimm this year, the largest field we’ve ever had. That means in three weeks, someone will get a nice payday.

A quick look at the field this year: The most-picked champion was Villanova (54 brackets), just edging out Virginia (49). But Glimmers picked 26 different champions, including Marshall, Butler and, yes, 16th-seeded Radford.

For the next three weeks, this is your home for all things Glimm. You can check here to see everyone’s brackets, updated standings and more.

Good luck (and Go Blue!).