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Meet Your First Glimm Kids Champion

Brooklyn Rados’ Final Four picks were pretty conventional: Duke, North Carolina, Gonzaga, Virginia. Four #1 seeds. No major surprises.

Only one of the four actually reached the Final Four. But for 10-year-old Brooklyn, it didn’t matter: She picked nearly three quarters of the games right throughout the tournament and nailed a handful of early round upsets. Entering the Final Four of the NCAA Tournament, Brooklyn’s TheDodgerFans bracket has 98 points. enough to clinch the first ever Glimm Kids Championship.

For 23 of the 24 kids that entered the Glimm Kids Championship, both the champion and runner-up have been eliminated. The only kid who can still gain points is Hana Miller, if Virginia wins tomorrow. But even if that happens, Hana’s Champion Basketball Players Bracket would finish with 92.5 points, tied with Audrey Rosenberg for second place and well behind Brooklyn.

So Brooklyn can hoist the trophy (or certificate, as the case may be) before the Final Four is even played. But much is still at stake in the Final Four.

With three games remaining, six Glimmers remain alive for the big championship: Sean Bear 1, MikeLaz Bracket, Jesse D 2, Dubois1, Nick Stuart 15 and Ottomatic #2.

If you followed the Glimm standings closely during the first three rounds of the tournament, this may be a surprise — none of these Glimmers were among the leaders for most of the tournament. But the Final Four thinned out the heard, especially after Duke lost to Michigan State.

Ottomatic #2 enters the Final Four in first place. He needs Texas Tech to either win the national championship or lose to Auburn in the championship game to stay there. Sean Bear and MikeLaz are relying on Virginia, and Jesse D 2 and Dubois 1 are leaning on Michigan State. Nick Stuart needs Auburn to beat Michigan State for the national title to have a chance.

The Orlov, which will be awarded to whoever finishes in 159th place, also remains up for grabs. With lots of possible movement in the middle of the standings, the race for the Orlov remains wide open.

Finally, the Glimm Scholarship, awarded to the top finisher related to Mrs. Glimm, is also up for grabs, although Richard Lester’s son-in-law bracket appears to be the team to beat.

The Final Four tips off at 6pm tomorrow, and the national championship game is Monday night.

The leaderboard (click here for full standings):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results158.530.5198.5100.0%
1Ottomatic #2116.516.5146.075.0%Texas Tech
2Nickstuart15113.519.5127.570.0%Duke
3Dubois1108.019.0136.576.7%MSU
4Jesse D 2107.516.5148.068.3%MSU
5Son-in-Law107.016.0121.080.0%Duke
6MikeLaz Bracket106.019.0134.071.7%Virginia
7Mike Mahoney105.512.5135.071.7%Texas Tech
8Go to Hell Dook 5105.019.0117.076.7%Gonzaga
9pineapples104.59.5116.580.0%N Carolina
9Kelly Bohling 2104.512.5104.576.7%N Carolina

An Inch From Devastation

The put-back by UCF’s Aubrey Dawkins in the final seconds against Duke rolled around the front of the rim, Duke’s fate hanging in the balance — and with it, the fate of about a third of the Glimm.

If the ball rolled in the basket, Duke would lose in a shocking upset, and 107 Glimmers would lose their championship. If the ball rolled out, Duke and the Glimmers survive and advance.

The ball rolled out. Duke won by a point. And by and large, most Glimmers still have hope.

UCF’s near-upset was par for the course in the 2019 NCAA Basketball Tournament, where some of the top seeds saw serious scares, but most advanced. Fourteen of the Sweet 16 teams are top-four seeds – meaning they were expected to get this far. By NCAA tournament standards, this has been about upset-free as possible.

Which has worked out well for Glimm commissioner Josh Kleinbaum. After two rounds, Kleinbaum’s quest for a first Glimm title since 1992 is alive and well. He picked 14 of 16 second-round games correctly in his Tim Whatley bracket to pass Jason Kaden’s Jiffo Tres and take first place.

Kaden is in second place, followed by Nelson Hsu’s Fear the Turtle. Kate Lord’s Go to Hell Dook 4 and Go to Hell Dook 5 round out the top five (note: Duke may not be in hell, but they must’ve made a deal with the devil for that ball roll out).

The most interesting development of the Glimm, though, came at the bottom of the bracket. Avery Sweet’s Bugsy bracket is entrenched in 318th place, and there it will remain.

Rory Gilmore chose Yale over Harvard. That didn’t help Yale beat LSU, and it didn’t help Avery Sweet’s bracket.

Eight-year-old Sweet (who was also competing for the Kids Championship) filled out her bracket with perfect logic for an eight-year-old: She lives in Arizona, so Arizona State/St. John’s was the obvious champion. On the Gilmore Girls, Rory picked Yale over Harvard, so clearly Yale would make the Final Four (before losing to Arizona State/St. John’s). It makes so much sense.

Alas, it didn’t work out so well. Arizona State won their play-in but lost to Buffalo. Yale lost its first-round game against LSU. Avery has 18.5 points, and she can gain no more. She clinched last place, so she is the official Pity Finisher and will get her $5 back.

And now you get a few days to breath. Games resume on Thursday.

The leaderboard (click here for full standings):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results88.524.5192.5100.0%
1Tim Whatley77.020.0183.589.6%Michigan
2Jiffo Tres76.024.0181.581.3%MSU
3Fear the Turtle73.518.5177.585.4%Duke
4Go to Hell Dook 473.020.0178.081.3%N Carolina
5Go to Hell Dook 572.518.5177.581.3%Gonzaga
6Sean Ceglinsky72.018.0177.081.3%Duke
7Dubois170.017.0173.081.3%MSU
8It’s 5 p.m. Somewhere69.013.0173.585.4%Gonzaga
9Buzzer Beaters 268.015.0173.581.3%Kentucky
9CWB168.018.0175.579.2%Virginia