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Lurking at the bottom, plus Kids Chamipionship update

Sure, when you look at los brackets de Jiffo, Jiffo Tres appears to be the Jiffo to watch. As we enter the third round of the NCAA tourney, Jason Kaden’s third bracket sits in second place, and a good bet to win the Glimm if Michigan State wins the tournament.

But scroll down, Constant Glimmer, and keep scrolling, scroll scroll scroll all the way to 312nd place, where you’ll find Jiffo Quatro. Jiffo Quatro doesn’t appear to be special, sitting six places from last with just 37 points.

But look closer! If the final 15 games fall just right — Virginia beats Texas Tech for the national championship, Virginia Tech and Auburn both reach the final four, a few other games go Jiffo’s way — and Jiffo Cuatro could be Numero Uno when the tournament ends.

Why do we share this now? Because 312th place Jiffo Quatro shows that todo es posible en El Glimm. In all, 225 Glimmers still have a chance at finishing in the money, and 166 Glimmers can win the championship.

Do you have a chance? You can find out easily enough: Check out the possible outcomes page to see where you stand.

Speaking of standings, let’s take a look at the standings for the Kids Championship, where competition is heating up. With 24 Glimmers in the running, Eden Lazarus’ Eden’s Bracket (13th overall) leads the way, 1.5 points ahead of Brooklyn Rados’ TheDodgersFans (21 overall).

Games resume at 7pm tomorrow.

Kids Championship standings (full standings here):

RkEntry NameScorePossPick Pct.ChampionSecond PlaceFinal FourFinal Four
1Eden’s Bracket67166.572.90%DukeKentuckyFlorida StTennessee
2TheDodgerFans65.517077.10%DukeN CarolinaGonzagaVirginia
3QBall64157.577.10%GonzagaN CarolinaLSUVillanova
4Audrey Rosenberg6016579.20%N CarolinaDukeMichiganVirginia
5Eli Rosenberg57.592.568.80%FloridaWoffordDukePurdue
6Champion Basketball Players56.516168.80%GonzagaVirginiaDukeN Carolina
7Bumblebee5687.564.60%WashingtonFloridaLSUIowa
8Poop on a sticky55.5163.570.80%MichiganPurdueDukeN Carolina
9RoseV54.57662.50%ASU/SJUC IrvineLSUWashington
10Q-Ball54.515672.90%N CarolinaGonzagaLSUVirginia
11C.Gregor5416177.10%DukeN CarolinaTexas TechTennessee
12KaviSinghRaju53111.560.40%MichiganKansasMSUIowa
13Max Rosenberg51.5147.572.90%N CarolinaDukeGonzagaVirginia
14LKdude1050.515675.00%GonzagaKentuckyDukeVirginia
15Y2350.5155.575.00%GonzagaN CarolinaDukeVirginia
16K Gregor48.5132.564.60%TennesseeMSUFlorida StWofford
17Brianna Silva4865.550.00%FloridaWashingtonSt. LouisVirginia
18Happy Face47126.564.60%MichiganUtah StateMSUVirginia
19JLR4612454.20%DukeOhio StateMichiganTennessee
20Running Field43.5140.539.60%MichiganOregonDukeNM State
21Claytor Edward Fowler IV41.59150.00%Abeline ChMSUMichiganTennessee
22J.Rubes38.58452.10%MichiganVillanovaYaleOhio State
23Pusheen&Stormy319739.60%MichiganTennesseeMiss StGeorgia St
24Bugsy18.518.527.10%ASU/SJOld DomYaleKansas

At the end of the first round, a history lesson

The Glimm started with black socks and baggy shorts, no-look passes and thunderous dunks and infectious swagger. It was 1992. I was in 8th grade. My sister was just accepted to the University of Michigan, and my first real introduction to college basketball was the Fab Five.  I was quickly hooked.

When March came around, I wanted others to share my newfound college basketball addiction, so I started an NCAA tourney pool. About 15 of my friends at Robert E. Bell Middle School joined. Naturally, I picked Michigan, a lowly #6 seed, to win it all. They didn’t – but their shocking run to the nationally championship game was enough to propel me to championship in the first ever Glimm Memorial (before it was named the Glimm Memorial, of course).

I haven’t won the Glimm since. I haven’t come close.

I share this Glimm history for a simple reason: To assure you that no, I am not cheating. If the Glimm was rigged all these years, I would have come up with a better plan than a 27-year gap since my last title. But in the first round of the NCAA Tournament, I picked 29 of 32 games correctly in my Tim Whatley bracket, putting me squarely in contention. 

I’m not in first place — Jason Kaden picked 26 of 32 games right in his Jiffo Tres bracket, but he  correctly picked the biggest upset of first round, UC Irvine over Kansas State, to move one point ahead of me. But entering the second round of the tournament, i’m in good position.

I’ve got competition, including from some Kids Championship contenders: Eden Lazarus’s Eden Bracket and Brooklyn Rados’ TheDodgersFan bracket are in third and fourth place. 2016 Glimm Champ Kate Lord (Go To Hell Dook 4) and Nelson Hsu (Fear the Turtle) are tied for fifth place.
While there haven’t been any MAJOR upsets, some Glimmers have already seen their brackets take big blows. Seven have lost their champion, 12 have lost their runner-up and 40 have lost at least one Final Four team. 

Only one person, though, has lost all four Final Four teams: Ben Berkowitz. His Dog Theory bracket (he picked all underdogs for the entire tournament) has him in 86th place, but with little room for improvement: Fifteen of his Sweet Sixteen picks have already lost. 

The second round begins at noon ET today, so be sure to check theglimm.com for updates throughout the afternoon.

The Leaderboard (click here for full standings):

RkEntry NameScoreUpset PtsPossPick Pct.Champion
The Results56.024.0192.0100.0%
1Jiffo Tres49.523.5183.581.3%MSU
2Tim Whatley48.519.5182.590.6%Michigan
3Eden’s Bracket47.022.0173.078.1%Duke
4TheDodgerFans45.518.5179.584.4%Duke
5Fear the Turtle45.018.0181.084.4%Duke
5Go to Hell Dook 445.020.0179.078.1%N Carolina
7CWB143.517.5179.581.3%Virginia
7Eli Rosenberg43.517.5165.581.3%Florida
9Arthur Whang 342.519.5176.571.9%Gonzaga
9Diarmo242.520.5168.568.8%Duke
9Jiffo Uno42.520.5158.568.8%Virginia
9Sharat42.516.5176.581.3%Michigan

Glimm 2019: What You Need to Know

The first two games are underway: Minnesota leads Louisville in the second half, and LSU is dominating Ivy League champ Yale. And you know what that means: The 2019 Glimm Memorial is officially underway, too.

Here’s what you need to know about Glimm 19:

  • We have 318 entries this year, the most ever. That means assuming everyone pays (obligatory prompt: If you haven’t yet, venmo your $5/entry fee to @Josh-Kleinbaum now), the winner should take home just north of $1,000. Not too shabby.
  • Of those, 24 are also competing for the Kids Championship, awarded to the top finishing Glimmer under Bar Mitzvah age. That includes the offspring of many longtime Glimmers, so there’s lots of familiar names — Millers and Machts, Rajus and Rosenbergs, Varleys, Rubinfelds and Kleinbaums and more.
  • As usual, we have some good entry names. Some talk about their bracket (A Very Good Bracket and a Very Bad Bracket). Some give insight into the state of one’s marriage (ihopethesepicksbeatmywifes and IBeatMyHusband). Some address life (ball is life), and some address death (Not funny, Aron. A man died).
  • About the picks: Not surprisingly, tournament favorite Duke is also the Glimm favorite, with 34% of you picking the Blue Devils to win. The three one seeds come right behind: Gonzaga (15%), Virginia (12%) and North Carolina (10%). The craziest championship picks? Abeline Christian and Farleigh Dickenson/Prarie View.

So prepare yourself for three weeks of madness, and remember to check back here for updates, standings and more.

“I Made A Deal”

Joanna should have been in bed, and she knew it. So when she walked into my bedroom in late October and handed me a note, she didn’t really say anything – she just stood there with a rebelious smile. Jo and her twin sister Stephanie liked to stay up late and write notes. It’s pretty cute for 7-year-olds.

The note itself was even cuter:

“Daddy – I made a deal with a friend at school. He votes for Penn State. If Michigan beats Penn State, he has to give me money. If Penn State beats Michigan, I have to give him money.”

MY GIRL MADE HER FIRST SPORTS BET!!!! I was so proud.

You want that same feeling? Well, here’s your chance: For the 2019 NCAA tournament, the Glimm is unveiling the Kids Championship, so all of you Glimmers with young kids can introduce your children to sports gambling*.

The rules are pretty simple: Any kids that enter the Glimm that are under B’nai Mitzvot age (under 13) will also compete for the Kids Championship, as long as the kid fills out the bracket him/herself. Sure, there can be a little help from mommy or daddy, but this isn’t about you submitting a bracket and putting your kid’s name on it. The kid makes the picks, even if his/her choices are based on colors, mascots or what state his favorite YouTubers live in (yes, that’s why Joanna has Utah State in the championship game). Just make sure that your kid puts a YES in the Kids Bracket field on the entry form.

The prize? The top-finishing kid in the Kids Bracket will be named Kids Champion, and receive a free entry to the Glimm next year. And maybe a certificate.

So click here to open a bracket, then hand your phone/computer to your kid and give him/her the chance to be a champion! Brackets are due by noon Thursday, full details in the post below this.

Oh, and that Michigan-Penn State game? Michigan won 42-7. JoJo not only made her first sports bet, but she won it. Let’s see if she can do as well in the Glimm.

*Fine Print: The Glimm is not gambling. You’re paying for three weeks of entertainment, and some people get a prize at the end. Repeat, this is not gambling.

GLIMM 2019: Enter Your Bracket!

JUST GIVE ME THE BRACKET! OK, OK, you can enter your bracket here.

It’s been about 340 days since Nina Lin won the first ever NCAA tournament pool she entered. Can she do it again? Or will it be you?
That’s right, kids, it’s that time of year: The Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool, the only college basketball pool named for Alma Glimm, is upon us.  For the low price of $5, you get three week’s worth of entertainment. Just submit your picks, then watch the games, root on your teams and read my cheesy emails. 
Full details:

WHAT: The 28th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Fill out a bracket here, then send me $5 via venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, Nina took home about $950 last year. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), the Kids Champion (the top finisher under Bar Mitzvah age; details below) and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

KIDS CHAMPION: With lots of children of longtime Glimmers now entering the tourney, we’re introducing a new prize: The Glimm Kids Championship. Any kid under Bar Mitzvah age that enters the Glimm (and makes their own picks – this isn’t about mommy or daddy submitting an entry under baby’s name) is also eligible to win the Kids Championship. Like the Glimm Scholarship (awarded to the top finisher related to Mrs. Glimm), the Kids Champion will receive a free entry to the next year’s Glimm. When filling out their bracket, kids should enter YES in the Kids Bracket field. 

HOW TO PAY: Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum). Yes, you’ll see a pic of an older woman at that account. That’s not a mistake. That is Mrs. Glimm.

Your Glimm 2018 Champion: Nina Lin!

As we’ve discussed before, Nina Lin had to be coaxed into joining the Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool. It’s not that she didn’t know about college basketball, she insists, but that she didn’t know about ‘this bracket thing.’

Now she knows about this bracket thing.
Lin dominated the 2018 Glimm, taking the lead in the second round and never giving it up. She had just enough faith in Sister Jean, picking Loyola to reach the Final Four but go no farther. She nailed the championship game, picking Villanova over Michigan.
In all, she picked 65% of the games correctly in her Any Team But Syracuse bracket, including six of the seven games in the final three rounds.
But she got a bit nervous during the championship game.
“I had to turn it off in the middle because I got so frustrated with the first four minutes of the game,” Lin said. “I turned it back on in the second half, and it was a very pleasant surprise.
“I really scared my husband when I was screaming last night.”
She scared her husband, but she ripped out the hearts of the Glimm’s Michigan faithful.
Well, most of them. Monica Varley, a first-time Glimmer (and wife of longtime Glimmer Zeph), graduated from Michigan in 1994, where she was a rower. Jeff Eldridge, a longtime Glimmer, graduated from Michigan in 1999. Both picked Villanova to beat Michigan in the championship game. Varley’s MLVarley bracket finished second, and and Eldridge’s The Red Wedding finished third.
Bob Bacon’s Bacon bracket finished fourth, and my Fake Eleanor bracket finished fifth.
Other prizes were awarded on Monday night.
Richard Lester, Mrs. Glimm’s son-in-law, used Villanova’s win over Michigan to jump to sixth place in his son-in-law-2 bracket. As the highest finisher related to Mrs. Glimm, he wins the Glimm Scholarship. He’ll get a free entry into next year’s Glimm.
Brendan Mordaski nailed just one of the Final Four in his brendanusa bracket, picking Villanova to reach the championship game but lose to Xavier. He finished in 142nd place – exactly in the middle, earning him The Orlov. He will get his $5 back, in cash, accompanied by a hand-written note.
Amanda Cadelago’s blondiebballin bracket got just two games right after the first round. She finished in dead last, so she collects the pity prize, getting her $5 back.
Finally, Glimm management is excited to introduce a new award for the 2019 Glimm: The Glimm Junior Championship. We’ve had an influx of children competing in the Glimm in recent years, and it’s time to give them a little more love.
Beginning next year, any Glimmers aged 12 and under are eligible for the Junior Championship. The top finisher in the group gets a $10 prize as the Glimm’s Junior Champion.
Two rules: The child has to fill out the bracket him or herself (no parents filling it out and putting their kids’ name on it), and once the kid hits Bar/Bat Mitzvah age, they’re no longer eligible.
Check out the final standings here, and thanks to everyone for a great tournament, and see you next year!

Glimm 2018: We’re off!

Oklahoma and Rhode Island just tipped off, which means the 2018 Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool has officially started! And if you picked Oklahoma to pull off the opening game upset, you’re not alone: 47% of the 285 Glimmers picked the 10 seed (and one even picked Oklahoma to win the whole thing).

That’s right, there are 285 brackets in the Glimm this year, the largest field we’ve ever had. That means in three weeks, someone will get a nice payday.

A quick look at the field this year: The most-picked champion was Villanova (54 brackets), just edging out Virginia (49). But Glimmers picked 26 different champions, including Marshall, Butler and, yes, 16th-seeded Radford.

For the next three weeks, this is your home for all things Glimm. You can check here to see everyone’s brackets, updated standings and more.

Good luck (and Go Blue!).

It’s Back: Glimm Memorial, 2018 Edition

You watched the selection show. You analyzed the bracket. You know which teams you think will live up to their high seeds and which teams will pull off the big upsets. Now, it’s time to fill out your bracket.

That’s right, boys and girls, it’s that time of year: The Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournament Pool, the only pool named for Alma Glimm, is back. Submit your picks, then spend the next three weeks watching basketball, rooting on your teams and reading my cheesy emails. It’ll be more entertaining than 95% of the movies in the theaters for about a third of the cost.

Full details:

WHAT: The 27th Annual Glimm Memorial NCAA Basketball Tournament

HOW: Click here to fill out a bracket, then send me $5 via venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum).

HOW MUCH: Five bucks per entry. And yes, you can enter more than once (but no more than five times, thanks to the Nevin Barich rule).

THE PAYOUT: The winner gets 70% of the pot, runner-up 20% and third-place person 10%.  To give some context, last year’s winner Kate Lord took home about $680. There are a few other prizes, too: The Orlov (whoever finishes exactly middle of the pack gets their $5 back, in cash, via snail mail), the Glimm Scholarship (the highest-finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm from the previous year gets a free entry), and the Pity Finisher (the last-place finisher gets his/her $5 back). On top of that, thirty bucks is coming out of the pot to pay for Glimm infrastructure, and I give myself 2 free entries.

SCORING: It’s a 1-2-4-8-12-16 scoring system with upset points. So that means that you get one point for picking a game correctly in the first round, two points in the second round, etc. And we use upset points – any time a lower-seeded team beats a higher-seeded team, you get half the difference between the seeds as bonus points (Note: This is a tweak from many previous years, when you got the full difference between seeds, not half). So if a 15 beats a 2, you get 6.5 bonus points. If a 9 beats an 8, you get half a point. The bottom line: It pays to take risks.

HOW TO PAY: Venmo (username @Josh-Kleinbaum). Yes, you’ll see a pic of an older woman at that account. That’s not a mistake. That is Mrs. Glimm.

YOUR GLIMM CHAMPION: Patrick Gerrity

Throughout the 2017 Glimm Memorial NCAA Pool, Gootshot lingered near the top of the leaderboard. Round after round, Patrick Gerrity’s bracket turned in solid performances – but not quite good enough to take over first place. Until now.

With UNC’s win over Gonzaga in the championship game, Gerrity leapfrogged Diane Otter’s Olives bracket – moving into first place, and dashing the chances of an Otter Sandwich.
Gerrity, a second-time Glimmer, is your 2017 Glimm champion.
Had Gonzaga won, Otter would have stayed in first place and become the first ever Glimm champion to finish in both first and last in the same year (aka the Otter Sandwich). Instead, she slipped to third place, behind Gerrity and Jeremy Berg, who also picked UNC to win it all.
Berg finished just one point behind Gerrity.
The most excitement, though, came in the battle for The Orlov, the Glimm prize that honors the middle-of-the-pack finisher. With 263 entries in the Glimm, the Orlov goes to the person finishing in 131st place. Arthur Whang and Brian Martin were tied for 131st, but Whang won the tie breaker.
The Glimm Memorial Scholarship, given to the top finishing relative of Mrs. Glimm, goes to Rob Fais, Mrs. Glimm‘s nephew (or maybe great nephew?), who finished in 23rd place. Mrs. Glimm herself finished 87th. (NOTE: Glimm family members, please correct me if I missed someone). Robert gets a free entry into next year’s Glimm.
The biggest loser? Torey Van Oot, who guaranteed victory before the brackets were even released. Torey’s KingKirby bracket finished in 155th place, nowhere near the leaderboard.
Final winners:
Champion: Patrick Gerrity, gootshot
Runner up: Jeremy Berg, Hodor Lives 4
Third place: Diane Otter, olives
The Orlov: Arthur Whang, Arthur 2
Glimm Scholarship: Robert Fais, Marathon Rob
Pity Finisher: Diane Otter, mom/olives
The Final Leaderboard (final standings here):
Rk Entry Name Score Upset Pts Poss Pick Pct. Champion
1 gootshot 140.5 12.5 156.5 76.2% UNC
2 Hodor Lives 4 139.5 16.5 155.5 76.2% UNC
3 olives 131.5 9.5 147.5 77.8% Zaga
4 Bowman GHBM 2 128.5 14.5 144.5 71.4% UNC
5 Audrey Rosenberg 128.0 15.0 144.0 68.3% UNC
6 “big league” 121.5 11.5 137.5 66.7% UNC
7 Heels, Don’t Break My Heart Again 1 121.0 2.0 137.0 69.8% UNC
8 Googootz 2 118.0 15.0 118.0 69.8% Ore
8 It’sSaraFrazier 118.0 8.0 134.0 74.6% UNC
8 MoMo 118.0 19.0 134.0 69.8% UNC

The Otter Sandwich

It’s official: With five games remaining in the Glimm Memorial NCAA Tournaemnt Pool, Diane Otter holds both first place and last place.

In her Olives bracket, Otter (nee Davis) picked six of the Elite Eight winners correctly, then nailed the first two Final Four participants to vault pest Jeremy Berg (Hodor Lives 4) into first place, including Oregon’s upset over Kansas.

If North Carolina and Florida win on Sunday, Otter will be the only Glimmer to pick the Final Four correctly. She’s picked 79.3% of games correctly, tops in The Glimm.

Berg fell all the way to fourth place, behind Joseph DeMichele (Googootz 2) and Patrick Gerrity (gootshot).

What makes Otter’s run all the more remarkable is that she submitted two brackets, and the other is awful. Her mom/olives bracket has already clinched dead last, picking just 12.3% of the games correctly.

The Otter Sandwich has become the Glimm’s best story (not counting 19th century murderers named Alma Glimm). Stay tuned to see if she can make it stand.